Back in Business

To anyone who's following this blog, I apologize for the lack of updates. This was actually nothing more than a high school Journalism class project, and I had almost abandoned it when it ended. However, I've decided to go back in business into telling you all how to survive encounters with fictional entities. And, as a bonus treat, I'll throw in a review of the best movie of 2016:

It's the best film of 2016. You can't deny it.